'm a not-so-secret nerd. I write a blog about hilarious porn, but this doesn't make me easy. I am probably more desensitized that I should be. I like telling inappropriate jokes. I am extremely self-aware. I have had a hilarious life and have a million hilarious stories. I think my life is finally coming together. I make a hell of a zombie. I have a bible verse tattooed on my chest but I am an atheist.

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